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(LMAO) 2 Men Arrested For Stealing $56K Worth of Chicken Wings

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Two men were arrested last week and accused of stealing frozen chicken wings — worth $65,000 — from a local cold storage business where they worked in Doraville.

Dewayne Patterson, 35, and Renaldo Jackson, 26, were employees at Nordic Cold Storage off Pleasantdale Road in Doraville, according to a police incident report.

On Jan. 12 around midday, the two men allegedly backed up an Enterprise rental truck to a bay door at the business, and loaded the truck with 10 pallets of Tyson frozen chicken wings, according to the report.

Managers at the business told police that Jackson used a forklift to load the wings while Patterson served as lookout.

The men were arrested Wednesday and charged with one count of felony theft by taking. They were released the same day on $2,950 bond.

No word on the whereabouts of the wings, according to police.

(News) R. Kelly Ejects Fan By Singing For “Security” To Come

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While performing in L.A. R. Kelly noticed two women fighting and sang on the mic for security to come.
R. Kelly sure knows how to swoon the ladies. Even when he is getting them ejected from his show he does it in style, as two women found out this weekend.

Kell was in L.A. as part of his “Single Ladies” tour and performing at the Nokia Theater when he noticed two female fans in the crowd becoming overly physical with each other fighting over a seat. This caught the R&B legend’s attention and instead of hollering for security, he sang for them, “Security…Se-Cur-I-Tyyy…I’m trying to do a muthafuckin show right nooowww.”

Security caught onto what was happening and eventually removed one of the women from the show without further incident. The “Trapped In The Closet” performer is on tour until December 7th.

Check out video footage, posted by TMZ,