It was Saturday 4/20/13 and DJ B-Lord had 5 minutes to put together a playlist for his nightly mixshow on HOT 103.9 to celebrate the “4.20″ holiday. This is what he came up w/ off top…classic tracks from Drake, J.Cole, Miguel, T.I., Alicia Keys, Kanye & more…Like Lil Duval says….. “Just Vibin’”
DJ B-Lord presents Fllight School Radio Un-Cut Volume One. 60 minutes of non-stop music without talk……JUST MUSIC…..new music from artists like Young Jeezy, Juicy J, Rick Ross, Lil Wayne, Future, Freddie Gibbs, Spiff Kidz, Wale, Drake, T.I., Ace Hood, Trey Songz, and many more.
First off, lets just call it what it is. A $200 – $500 – $2000 (and etc) date is nothing more than a show of power. The amount may increase but the motive remains the same. The male is asserting his dominance or his “place” as the head. By spending X amount of dollars on a date men are saying “I’m in control.” That’s it. Control. That’s what this whole song and dance is about. The alpha male’s show of power and an assertion of control. There are exceptions to this but we will get to that later in the post.
The $200 date is, also, a test for women. Can you handle the man being in control? Are you the type to argue for the right to pay for the date? Can you sit back and “allow” the man to simply BE the man? Can you handle that type of money/culture being displayed? How you respond to it all IS being highly scrutinized and catalogued for later analysis, trust me. Just know it’s not all about the money; walk into that date counting dimes and the you’ve already lost. The game is chess, not checkers.
I want to start off by tackling certain myths that seems to follow this topic at every debate. First is the “TwitterHoney” or “BadBitch” myth. Apparently, it is believed that only a certain caliber (read beautiful) women experience expensive dates. This is simply not true. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. If someone can knock up and wife the fugly knocked kneed chick down the block; then worthiness is a matter of personal opinion. Apparently, SOMEONE thinks she’s dope enough to spill his seed into her; why not $200 dates? We have
hoodrats uncouth females experiencing these types of dates more than you self-proclaimed “dope chicks” like to admit. There’s someone for everyone and undoubtably there’s a dope boy out there willing to spend that bread on his baby mama, wifey and side chick just to keep the peace and/or keep up with appearances everyday. Everyday. “TwitterHoney”/ “BadBitch” you’re not dope because of your social standing. You’re dope because some dude thought enough of you to hang that title on you. Sad, but true. Continue reading
Here’s some footage of how it went down last Saturday at The DJ B-LORD King Of Columbia Free Carshow & Cookout. S/O Willie of XpensiveHabitz.com for winning BEST OVERALL w/ the 2007 Miami Dolphins Toyota Tundra.
“I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger… but she ain’t messing wit no broke n*ggas.” -Kanye
On a scale of one to Eva Mendez what would you score this woman? That’s an average looking chick right? Strong 6? Would you believe this woman was able to be wifed by not one but TWO Jackson brothers? Not only that, she was also able to bear these brothers two sons… APIECE. Having a man’s child is serious business but birthing sons is like hitting the mushroom power up on Super Mario Bros. Am I saying her sex is awesome or her game is right up there with Kevin Federline? Nah, nope, no. What I’m saying is she knew her sexual positions and you should, too.
Four kids, 18 years; you do the math. My dude Kanye said it best in “Gold Digger” … If you haven’t heard his wisdom then maybe you need to take a seat and listen. Until then, make sure you avoid the following positions that’ll have you weak in your pockets right along with your respect in these streets.
Missionary Position: Yep, I know its the choice position much of your more lazier(craftier) hoes like to engage in. I’m pretty sure her hollering and what not when you climax ain’t from you hitting that sweet spot; especially if you raw doggin like a “real n*gga.” How do I know that? Vaginal canal opens up into the cervix better; its like lighting up the runway. Her hips are angled down and I’m sure you’re going balls deep. The deeper you go, the closer you are to the cervix and the more sperm that gets collected there. You’re practically aiding and abetting her criminal acts. You know what the punishment for such a crime is? Life.
Spooning: Yessssss, the ‘can I hit it in the mawning’, position of choice. How many times have you rolled over and fell into the vagina which just happens to be ready and willing to serve you. Coincidence? I think not. Entering from the side positions sperm right where those whipper snappers have prime positioning to the cervix. Thats like driving up to Walmart in the dead heat and finding a park at the front entrance only to come back outside and theres scratches and dents on it. Nasty business… act accordingly.
Last and definitely not least is the Rear Entry: (Or Doggy Style to you “real n*ggas.”) A personal favorite to many fake freaky chicks, horny housewives, and diminutive d*cked dudes alike; its the most potent babymaker (in my humble opinion heh) than the other two. You’re more into porn star character hitting a chick from the back, you start dreaming she really that centerfold of your dreams if her ass spread well enough to obscure her face. Next thing you know, she throwing it back like she owe you something and you lose what little restraint you had. That cervix is gaping, angled down into a perfect position to catch all that baby batter. All those angling avi activities on twitter was not in vain, sir. You, sir, have just been fucked.
Aight, thats all I have on the subject for now. If I missed any let your fellow brethen know. Ladies, I know I’m referencing you all as the villian but its a cruel world outchea and some of you use what you got to get what you want. On the flip side, some of you dudes impregnate the chick you smashing on purpose just to keep her. I’ll save that conversation for another time. In the meantime, try not to end up like Jermaine. Deuces.
1. INTRO DJ B-LORD
2. HOLD ME BACK-RICK ROSS
3. HOLD UP-CASH OUT X WALE DJ B-LORD
4. VAL VENIS – KING L
5. CANT DO IT LIKE ME – 2 CHAINZ
6. WISH U WOULD – GUCCI MANE
7. OLYMPIC 6 REVIEW-MIGHTYDAMNFRESH.COM
8. DESIGNER-CHIEF KEEF X YO GOTTI DJ B-LORD
9. BANDS A MAKE HER DANCE-JUICY J
10. JETLIFE RMX-JEEZY X WEEZY X CUREN$Y
11. ITCHIN RMX-JEEZY X FAB X GOTTI
12. THIS FEELIN-TRAVIS PORTER
13. DRIPPIN-KID INK
14. ITS NOTHIN-WIZ KHALIFA X 2 CHAINZ
15. MOUF-ROCKO X GUCCI DJ B-LORD
16. LET THEM GUNS BLAM-WAKA
17. TRENDIN TOPIC-FUTURE DJ B-LORD
18. WISH U WOULD-KANYE WEST X KHALED
19. TEMPTATION-K.R.I.T. X JUICY J
20. GOOD VS BAD – MANTIZ
21. SHIT NO-ROAM BAD DADDY
22. RUSSIAN ROULETTE – CHIEF KEEF X FAT TREL
23. MY MOMENT-2 CHAINZ X MEEK MILL X JEREMIH
24. CHEMISTY-JOSE GUAPO
25. THIS THING OF OURS-WALE X RICK ROSS
26. GO GET IT-T.I.
27. I BE PUTTIN ON-WALE X WIZ KHALIFA
28. RIDIN’-ASAP ROCKY DJ B-LORD
29. POWER CIRCLE – POWER CIRCLE
30. OUTRO-DJ B-LORD DJ B-LORD
It’s that time of year again! DJ B-Lord drops his annual Bike Week mixtape, this one entitled “No Sleep At Bike Week.” With music from Wale, Yo Gotti, Chris Brown, 2 Chainz, Future, Rick Ross, Cash Out, Kanye West, Lil Brod, Spiff Kidz, Meek Mill, and many more….hit the download link below the tracklist.
Here’s the no DJ version of Doe Boy’s “Dope Boy Swag” remix. Shoutout to Lex Luger.